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Veronica Sawyer: Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Heather Duke: Because I can be.
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Jilted Hasbro CEO Laughs Coldy As Scrabble... →
Sometimes The Onion is so spot-on it scares me.
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I tried finding some cool pictures of acupuncture on Flickr and 90% of the photos were pictures of cats and dogs getting it. Come on, people.
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CORNIEST SHIT EVER:
At one point I’m chilling on the third-floor patio with my Ray-Bans, Gloria Vanderbilt jeans, Keds, and a string of green, black, and pink plastic bracelets up and down my arms. Kids try to schmooze me, dropping hints about parties they’ll never get invited to.
“There’s a huge bash in Aspen this weekend. It’s definitely the place to be,” says a guy while...
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“If you haven’t contemplated murder, you ain’t been in love. If you...”
– Chris Rock
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WatchI’m impressed, though I could do with less gay werewolf and more of Karen O’s puffy sleeves.
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“He that is jealous is not in love.”
– Saint Augustine, I do not agree
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Nu Shooz - I Can’t Wait
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All right, my explosive bout of Magnolia posts has ceased. Now to the grocery at 6 a.m. to grab up S’mores ingredients before all the other festive Americans swarm the stores for hot dog buns and marshmallows.
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